I will sell it to you for the reduced price of 99,999.95 but only if you act within the next ten minutes. You will not find a better price anywhere and this is NOT sold in stores. I'm so sure you will like this item that if you do not, simply return it at your expense along with a postage paid self addressed envelope and I will give you 3 percent of your money back. Act quickly, you don't want to be the last one on your block without one.
Why do people have to buy buy buy to be happy. Is it brainwashing from TV commercials. Never before has there been so many Americans so deeply in debt. What happened to "living within your means" aka, spending a little less than you earn.