This Irish guy walks into a bar and orders three pints at once. He drinks them by taking a sip of one, a sip of the next, and a sip of the last, each in turn. When he finishes all three, he orders another three and continues to drink in the same fashion. The bartender says "You know, if you ordered them one at a time, they wouldn't go flat."
The Irishman explains "I have two brothers. One in Australia, and one in the States. When we parted, we promised we'd always drink this way in remembrance of each other."
"How nice!" says the bartender, charmed.
The Irishman becomes a regular at the bar, and always drinks the same way.
One day, he comes into the bar and asks for two pints. Everyone at the bar goes silent, some even tear up a little. At the Irishman's second round, the bartender grips his hand and says, "I want to you offer you my condolences for the loss of your brother... anything I can do, really, don't hesitate."
The Irishman chuckles and says, "No, you're mistaken. It's just that I've joined the Mormon Church, and so I can't drink anymore."
It's not important how or why I know this ...
But why is someone meant to walk through life alone ... emotionally, physically, spiritually ??
And as sad as this prospect may be ... Why am I comfortable with that ?
As usual I am looking for serious answers ...
However I do enjoy the Sm@rt @ss answers as well ...
I want to send an email to a good friend of mine who recently moved back to Mexico. I don't trust the Spanish to English translator programs to not mess up what I'm saying. He can speak perfect English, but I want to tell him in his native language. Along with "I miss you very much," I also want to say "I love you" which I think is "Te amo" but I want to be sure, in case there are differences between saying it in a friendly vs. a romantic way. He is only a friend. Thanks!
Someone just asked this, but I just wanted to ask a specific part of it all that was not explained. How could noah build a boat large enough to contain two of EVERY SPECIES ON THE PLANET?? there are millions of species that would have drowned, so there would have had to be millions of creatures on that boat... possibly into the billions. And then, how could he possibly take care of all of them? even if he found some substance that would last 40 days and all animals ate (not impossible), how would he take care of them all? it would take a crew of thousands of people...
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It was on my algebra teacher's webpage and I looked it up on yahoo and it's on a lot of school websites. o_O
i m 20, not handsome or hot which is considered as a major turn off in the gay community. but i m smarter than a lot of people i know, most people consider me to be very sweet and friendly. i have met a couple of gay men and they were all nice guys. and i developed friendships with quite a few of them but none of them saw me as anything more.
most of them are very outgoing and i prefer quite nights over parties.
what i wanna is how i can be thought as attractive to someone else? i m sweet, nice and intelligent (i look ok i suppose- i wear glasses though) but is dat enough?
