16 years ago
小麥 

急★請幫我翻譯兩篇故事

★Rading [1] One day a man went to see his doctor and said to him, ''I've swallowed a horse,doctor,and I feel very sick.'' The doctor thought for a few seconds and then said, ''All right,Mr. Lin, I'll help you. Please lie down on this bed.'' The doctor's nurse gave the man an infection, the man went to sleep, and the doctor went out quickly to look for a horse in the town. After half an hour ha found one horse, borrowed it and took it into his office, so when Mr.Lin woke up,it was there in front of him. ''Here's the horse, Mr. Lin ,'' the doctor said. ''I've taken it out of your stomach, and it won't give you any more trouble now.'' At first Mr. Lin was happy,but then he looked at the horse again and said, ''But,doctor,myhorse was white,and this one is brown!'' ★Rading [2] Two friends were camping together. Their names were Jim and Tim. Tim was very lazy. Thefirst evening of their holiday,Jim said ti Tim, ''Here is some money. Go and buy some meat.'' ''I am too tires. ''answered Tim.''You go.'' So Jim went to buy the meat. When he can back,he said to Tom,''Now,here is the meat. Please cook it. ''But Tim answered, ''No I am not good at cooking. You do it.'' So Jim cooked the meat. Then Jim said to Tim,''Cut the bread,''but Tim answered, ''I don't want to.'' so Jim cut the bread. Then he said to Tim,''Go and get some water,please.'' ''No,I don't want to get my clothes dirty,'' Tim answered,so Jim got the water. At last Jim said, ''The meal is ready. Come and eat it.'' ''Well,I'll do that,''answered Tim. ''I don't like saying ''No'' all the time 請幫我翻譯[英翻中]然後找出笑點,翻譯簡單又明瞭就好。
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16 years ago
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有兩個朋友在一起去露營~ 她們的名字湯姆跟吉姆~ 湯姆是非常懶的 在他們露營的第一天,吉姆跟湯姆說 這裡是一些錢 去買一些肉吧 湯姆說:我很累,你去吧 所以吉姆就去買肉, 當吉姆回來的時候,他跟湯姆說,肉在這裡, 麻煩你烹飪一下吧,但是湯甫說 我烹飪技術不是很好,你來吧 所以吉姆又去烹飪了那些肉 然後吉姆又跟湯姆說了,把這個麵包切一切吧,但是湯姆卻回答 我不想切面包,所以吉姆去切了那個麵包 之後吉姆又跟湯姆說了,麻煩你幫我拿一些水吧 我不想讓我的衣服髒掉, 湯姆這樣回答,所以及姆去拿了一些水 最後,吉姆說,食物都準備好了,來吃吧 好的,湯姆這樣回答 我也不是一直喜歡說不啊! 這篇的笑點就是,他只會吃,不會作~ 還說他不是一直喜歡說不~
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16 years ago
小米
' Rading [1] 有一天一個人去看他的醫生並且對他說, "我已經咽下一匹馬,醫生,並且我感到非常有病。 " 醫生想幾秒然後說, "好,林先生,我將幫助你。 請躺下在這張床上。 " 醫生的護士給那個人一種傳染病, 那個人就寢, 並且醫生迅速出去在鎮尋找一匹馬。 在哈的半小時找到一匹馬之后, 借它並且把它帶進他的辦公室, 因此當Mr.Lin醒來時,它在他的前面在那裡。 "這是馬,Lin先生",醫生說。 "我已經使你的胃筋疲力盡, 並且它現下將不再給你麻煩。 " 最初Lin先生愉快,然而他再次看馬並且說, "但是,醫生,我ㄉ馬是白色的,並且這個是棕色的﹗ ' ' ' Rading [2] 兩位朋友一同正露營。 他們的名字是吉姆和蒂姆。 蒂姆非常懶惰。 第一他們的假期的晚上,吉姆說朱蕉蒂姆, "這是一些錢。 去買一些肉。 " "我也是胎環。 "蒂姆回答。 "你去。 " 因此吉姆去買肉。 當他能回來時,他對湯姆說,"現下,這是肉。 請煮它。 "但是蒂姆回答, "沒有我不擅長烹飪。 你做它。 " 因此吉姆煮肉。 然後吉姆對蒂姆說,"切麵包",但是蒂姆回答, "我不想要。 "因此吉姆切麵包。 然後他對蒂姆說,"請去得到一些水。 " "不,我不想要使我的衣服臟", 蒂姆回答,因此吉姆得到水。 最後吉姆說,"飯準備好。 來吃它。 " "好,我將做那個",蒂姆回答。 不"我不喜歡說""一直
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