13 years ago
Anonymous

What is the best way to let a hot firefighter know you are interested?

A) Set your bed on fire B) Put a stick of dynamite down your pants C) Call 911 and tell them you are hot as a firecracker on the 4th of July, on a 104 degree day D) Throw yourself in front of his fire truck, and make sure your blouse in undone E) Get a sunburn and ask him to hose you down with some cool water F) other ?
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13 years ago
Anonymous
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Dear Kitlet, I think those all sound like well thought out plans of action. I might suggest that you call 911, report a "fire" and then be laying on the sidewalk in front of your house. I would also suggest you be naked, with your legs splayed wide, high in the air and have a "insert hose here" sign pointing to the appropriate area. You're welcome Pigletty
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13 years ago
Anonymous
The best one you listed, but not recommended would be to... E) Get a sunburn and ask him to hose you down with some cool water The funniest ones that I'm still cracking up over is...... C) Call 911 and tell them you are hot as a firecracker on the 4th of July, on a 104 degree day D) Throw yourself in front of his fire truck, and make sure your blouse in undone
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6 years ago
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All I'm going to say is there are a lot of legitimate questions being asked by some of those in that movement. I'm not saying that they're "right"...but I am saying if the official government rendition is the "truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth" then I don't understand the secrecy on things like asking for the entire footage from the security cameras of the plane striking the Pentagon...or details of what happened with all the (apparently insider) trading happening the day before on Wall Street. If there's nothing to be hidden there....then why can't they just come out and show it?
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13 years ago
Anonymous
Humorous choices but some of them could get you into legal trouble. I would go with F) strike up a conversation with him. Ask him if he likes his work. After responding to you, ask him if he could give you a personal demo on putting out a fire and wink at him also? I think the two of you could take it from there. Good luck!
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13 years ago
dark bubble
1. Ask the nice firemen if anyone wants to give you a ride on their engine. 2. Tell them you need the Heimlich because you think you have a keilbasa stuck in your throat. 3. Ask if anyone has a spare keilbasa to stick in your throat. 4. Tell them the hose is leaking and you know how to stop it.
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13 years ago
Anonymous
Tell him that you are teaching a pre-school class in fire prevention and that you need him to show you the stop, drop, and roll technique. As he's laying on the ground stopping, dropping, and rolling, that is your golden opportunity to drop your pants and mount him like a monkey mounts a banana.
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13 years ago
Awesome Kevin- 47 (AK-47)
so how i knew this was your question... go to his station and do you best chick from the white snake video and dance on the top of a fire truck.
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13 years ago
Anonymous
Try this darlin its worked for me....pretend faint..right in front of the fire house....I did that for a long time...but sadly I have been banned from to many cities now...I'm looking to move to another state
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13 years ago
Pattie
D....it works everytime...although I usually end up with the cheif at the wheel, and he is married and 80!
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13 years ago
T03KN33™
Just say, Would you mind if I slid down your pole great ice breaker
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