14 years ago
Anonymous
Scenario...what would you do in this situation?
Your wife has invited over your family and several friends for a birthday dinner in your honor.
As the guests arrive, your wife ushers them into the living room where you are sitting comfortably enjoying a football game on t.v.
When you stand to greet your guests, they see this:
http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/rosie_babayyy/scan0005.jpg
What would you do??
14 years ago
Anonymous
Favorite Answer
I would say I was poisoned and point at my mother-in-law and demand someone to call the police and have that witch deported. Oh wait, I am having a flashback to my former Russian mother-in-law
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14 years ago
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LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I'd laugh, say, "Well, you wanna celebrate ME? Well, this is the REAL Me--raw, uncensored and ready to mingle! As you can see, I was so enthralled with The Game that I went and had a little "incident"--Let me go change into something a little LESS comfortable. Honey-open the Pringles and let's get this party ROLLIN'!"
Surely though--you must jest.^^
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14 years ago
Jon...!?
i would say, oops i must have spilt the water, and it magically appears in your hand and they all understand and than you go change and get a gun and ask if they think that you wet yourself and if they did think that you wet yourself you get them down on the ground, and make them take off their pants, than you take like 50 gallons of water and splash them and yell WHO WET THEMSELFS NOW HUH??
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14 years ago
Anonymous
ahahahhaaa!!! lol
i'd try to cover the stain and smile and say i have to go to the restroom and quickly change into something else!! [:
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14 years ago
Anonymous
I agree take that smut shirt off before that wet spot is the least of his worries!
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14 years ago
Yogi bear
I guess my (former) wife would have told me, Oh nice, real nice, now urine trouble, pisser boy and this time I am not kidneying you
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14 years ago
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I would say "do you want some wine with that cheese?"
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14 years ago
bubbles
Tell you to take that damn Yankee shirt off!
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14 years ago
Dave B
He's a new yorker...that's what they do every day....
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14 years ago
Jilibean Reinstated
I'd jump him, babby!
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