12 years ago
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LOL, WANNA HEAR A FUNNY DREAM I HAD IN KINDERGARTEN?

So, I was in Kindergarten when I had this dream. I have no clue why I still remember this dream but whatever. Here it is- I was unpacking my lunch. Peanut butter jelly sandwich with applesauce and a juice box- typical... But I noticed something on the juice box, there were these words in big letters that said "CONGRATS!! YOU JUST ONE SECOND PRIZE IN OUR JUICE BOX CONTEST!!" I'm like "Okay..." I read on " PLEASE PICK YOUR PRIZE IN THE MAIN OFFICE!!" So I went to the main office and I saw a tarantula, a pig, and a giant red pig. The principal told me the second prize was the regular pig. She also told me my own aunt Lee was going to deliver it to my house the next week. So, a week passed and there was a knock on my door. I opened the door and there was my aunt with the pig in her arms. She dropped the pig with a thud and stomped away. Then my dad walked over to me and started to sing opera. Then the pig bit me. Then I woke up. RANDOM, RIGHT?
Top 8 Answers
12 years ago
kirkvonnegut
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Cool. That's like my whole life.
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4 years ago
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12 years ago
dr.curien123
Yeah. Preeeeeeeeeeety random.
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12 years ago
Anonymous
hhahaahaahaahaahaah funny
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12 years ago
insert name here*
i have way weirder dreams than that but thats funny!
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12 years ago
131488
omg!! haha thanis for making me laugh ..OPERA??? LMAO!!
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12 years ago
coco chick!<3
that was funny!
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12 years ago
Meliss
i have better ones ;P
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